Stuff

It Could Only Happen to Us
Episode 1
Pregnant, Up the duff, Knocked up

By
Michael Branch

Credits: Recover by the Automatic

INT: BEDROOM: CHRIS AND ANDY ARE academic term IN CHRISS ROOM. THE TV IS ON BUT WE pottyT HEAR IT. IT FLICKERS THROUGHOUT THE SCENE. THE PAIR ARE lecture WITH THEYRE EYES GLUED TO THE TV

CHRIS
So what do you bring forward of Lisa

ANDY
Lisa?

CHRIS
yea. What do think of her?

ANDY
Well. Shes not bad. But I prefer Nicole.

CHRIS
Yeah. I never really liked Lisa. She invariably looked down at me like I was some come apart puss filled maggot. I mean come on

ANDY
She does that

CHRIS
She did that with mob when she went out with him. He got so pissed off he nutted her Dad

ANDY
(Look of surprise) Did he? Why

CHRIS
Apparently he called James a trash sucking no good prick. Then he got a broken nose. He needed 10 stitches in his nose.

ANDY
Did you take about Gary?

CHRIS
Why? Whats happened?

ANDY
According to James, Gary got his girlfriend
Knocked up

CHRIS SHARPLY TURNS TO HIS mentality TOWARDS ANDY.
ANDY LOOKS BACK AND NODS AT CHRIS. CHRIS LOOKS SHOCKED

CHRIS
Knocked up. You kidding?

ANDY
No.



Although if you believe James there is a 99% chance it is complete and total bollocks

CHRIS THEN TURNS HIS chief AWAY FROM ANDY AND BACK TO THE TV, ANDY DOES THE SAME A MOMENT LATER

CHRIS
Ah yeah

ANDY
anyways if its true hes the one whos made the foreseeable future a living hell

CHRIS
Yeah you would think hed know better

ANDY
Its Gary. If he was confronted with a choice between saving his family or £ jillion he would go for the money

CHRIS
Surprise, Surprise

JAMES BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR. HE SEEMS apparently SEEMS LIKE HE HAS BEEN RUNNING

JAMES
(Panting) I… have… to… tell youse… something important.

CHRIS
What is it piece?

ANDY
Spit it out obviously it was important that you had to run here.

JAMES
I was right about Gary.

CHRIS
(jumps to his feet) Holy rusted metal batman....If you necessitate to get a full essay, order it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com



If you want to get a full essay, wisit our page: write my paper